🐾ॐMadame Petite Sarcasmeॐ🐾

Hello my name is Anouk , I live in Costa Rica (born and raised) I speak english and spanish, and i´m currently learning portuguese...I'm an aspiring poet ( been writing for 8years now) I'm trying to lose weight the natural way.

Feel free to ask whatever heads up though I don't accept anons.

madnina:

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KAAMELOTT is simply the best French TV series ever made. It’s the baby of Alexandre Astier who wrote the script, directed the series, composed the music, and played the main character, King Arthur.

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King Arthur is on the throne of the kingdom of Brittany and attempts to…

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

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lizclimo:

impressive 

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y0ung-lust:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

y0ung-lust:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

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magicalnaturetour:

Clinging on the tree (by Tambako the Jaguar)

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: BRAZIL

The Brazilian School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a smattering of low-rise cottages hidden in the coastal forests of Bahia near a mid-sized bay where Senhor Cardoso’s martial arts students like to practice a fusion of defensive magic and capoeira (often to an audience of wide-eyed first-years), and build soaring sand castles to pass the time. Wands were introduced by immigrants and have grown in popularity with the diversification of the student body; however, the use of focal objects and organic magic still remain prominent. Students dress in demure robes throughout the year, and break out their flashiest clothing for Carnival during which there is an unofficial competition for the most creative clothing enchantments (glitter-burst charms are common, as are colour-shifting spells although they do tend to backfire and turn clothes an ugly medley of brown and vomit-yellow if the fabric doesn’t take well to enchantments).

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Goooood morning!!!! 😀

One of our closest friends (me and my mother’s) passed away this year after being unconscious for a week battling an aneurysm. 

Almost one month later Merlin (mom’s soul mate and cat) was put to sleep after the doctor found cancer in his stomach area.

I’m fully aware that Samhain is meant to honor your deceased ones, to celebrate their life… But I just can’t bring myself to it.

This holiday season will be rough for us both. I hope I don’t break into tears during the Thanksgiving speech.

You both will be missed terribly

 

survivide:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Don’t buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

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  • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.

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