🐾ॐMadame Petite Sarcasmeॐ🐾

Hello my name is Anouk , I live in Costa Rica (born and raised) I speak english and spanish, and i´m currently learning portuguese...I'm an aspiring poet ( been writing for 8years now) I'm trying to lose weight the natural way.

Feel free to ask whatever heads up though I don't accept anons.

IT’S GORGEOUS

FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE

Meto el numero de NIS y no pasa NADA, ni si quiera parpadea la ijueputa… Si mañana me quedo sin H20

A VER REACCIONE PUTA PAGINA DE MIERDA

A alguien le sirve?

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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(via mariamsanogo)

coolscar:

"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"

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(via mariamsanogo)

panic-at-the-isco:

panic-at-the-isco:

awww yes

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look at that

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bask in the glory 

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such hotness

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i swear to god this post is never going away is it

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fireball-mudflap:

how starbucks was invented

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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xekstrin:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

the old razzle dazzle

xekstrin:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

the old razzle dazzle

(via thisisurcaptainspeaking)

whalefacekrillah:

the only crossover worth talking about

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  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk